Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-850 (?)
- SCP-850 appears to be a school of fish, similar to herring, but it's actually a massive, bending space that is much larger on the inside than it looks from the outside, potentially infinite, and filled with water. Inside this space, the fish evolve into many different species, preying on each other but also working together as a single entity. It is contained within a large ocean habitat with walls disguised as a reef, as it becomes aggressive if it realizes it's contained. Attempts to explore its deeper regions with a submarine called "Trilobite" resulted in the vessel being destroyed by an unknown, large creature.
- You have two cows (?)
- The "You have two cows" analogy is a form of early 20th-century American political satire used to humorously describe various economic and governmental systems. Each scenario begins with the premise of owning two cows, and the punchline illustrates what happens to the owner and the cows under different ideologies like Socialism, Communism, Fascism, Capitalism, or even specific events like the Enron scandal. These jokes, which circulated widely since the 1930s, serve as a simplified yet often exaggerated caricature to highlight the perceived characteristics and flaws of different political and economic structures.