If you have discovered a statistically significant vulnerability in MC-IAYN, please do not report it publicly. Instead:

1. Check whether the vulnerability persists across multiple seeds
2. Apply Bonferroni correction to your findings
3. If the vulnerability is still significant after correction, it is real and you should contact us immediately
4. If the vulnerability is no longer significant after correction, congratulations: you have just experienced the core thesis of this paper

• All p-values are uncorrected. We are aware. This is a feature.
• The experiments are not reproducible. This is by design (Coupling Theorem).
• The paper cites itself as evidence for its own claims. We do not see the circularity.

We will acknowledge your report within 90 days, or whenever p < 0.05, whichever comes first.