Cork

      ___           ___           ___           ___     
     /\  \         /\  \         /\  \         /\__\    
    /::\  \       /::\  \       /::\  \       /:/  /    
   /:/\:\  \     /:/\:\  \     /:/\:\  \     /:/__/     
  /:/  \:\  \   /:/  \:\  \   /::\~\:\  \   /::\__\____ 
 /:/__/ \:\__\ /:/__/ \:\__\ /:/\:\ \:\__\ /:/\:::::\__\
 \:\  \  \/__/ \:\  \ /:/  / \/_|::\/:/  / \/_|:|~~|~   
  \:\  \        \:\  /:/  /     |:|::/  /     |:|  |    
   \:\  \        \:\/:/  /      |:|\/__/      |:|  |    
    \:\__\        \::/  /       |:|  |        |:|  |    
     \/__/         \/__/         \|__|         \|__|    

Cork is a compression algorithm based on our body processes.

History

In olden times, it was not uncommon to place a literal cork in the sphincter of a deceased person in order that they can survive transport or display.

we’ve translated this to code.

Usage

Compression

./cork.sh ${FILE} will compress to STDOUT

Decompression

Decompression is not to be implemented in order to simulate body egress processes properly.

Contributing

Why would you want to? This is literally excrement.

License

MIT license it is.